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Tuesday, May 16, 2006

¡Get away frrrom her, joo beetch!

Amigos,
¡El Gato Negro! has often been curious at the affinity held by members of la blogesfera for the forms and tropes of la ficcióna ciencia.

We have bloggerros conservativos who weesh to be "Star Fleet" Captains and generales sillónerros who write Star Trek books.

Then we have las bloggerras ala izquierdas who can no just do the straight-up Star Trek theengy.

¡Gatos del Paradiso, no! That would be too geeky, eh?

So they are forced to try to make heep, ironic, post-moderno referrent-based jokes using the more obscure moments een el mundo de la ficcióna ciencia.

Compañeros, eet ees een the spirit of trying to understand thees affinity, thees need to use some recognized character from some popular-culture Sci-Fi (or how-joo-say "skeefee") setting een order to make some meta-metaphor for joo,
that I offer thees leetle appropriation of a familiar story
wheech I hope to revisit weeth some use.

Thees ees how los Republiculos weesh the American pipples to see the world:

The Taxpaying citizens of
America must be protected

from the rampaging threat
of Islamifascoliberalism,

By their straight-talkin' hero,
El Chimperador.

But as per their usual way of doing thees theengs, Los Repubiculos are no giving joo the whole story, or even the right story.

Here ees how ¡El Gato Negro! would write the story:

The American pipples
must be protected

from the rampaging threat
of los Republiculos

and las Democratistas
are the only ones who can do so.

Thees ees how the Dems should be writing the story of the 2006 election, eh?

Oh, for the purposes of disclosure, I must state that here at Blog-Integrity, we have employed thees device as well,
using thees character as an exemplary representation of what we mean by Blog-Integrity.

and tambien I could no let thees opportunity pass by
weethout making a friendly suggestion to the other group out there fighting for Online Integrity.
An example of a character from the realms of la ficcióna ciencia
who I hope they weel realize as a paradigm weetheen wheech all their beliefs and hopes are represented, no?

So.

# posted by ¡El Gato Negro! @ 1:00 PM

Comments:

Hat-teep to plantsman at Eschaton, whose comment sparked thees colorful waste of time.

gracias,

so.

# posted by

¡El Gato Negro! : 3:09 PM

I'd comment, but I'm speechless.

# posted by

NYMary : 3:33 PM

Another can of sardines for el gato! heck, take the whole case!

# posted by

Anonymous : 3:50 PM

I like it. Speaking as a woman, it slakes my feminine thirst for color.

Not sure which sci-fi characters we should use to promote mandatory homosexuality and free abortion on demand, though.

Maybe that Martian from WB cartoons. Hell, he might even work for both.

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Phila : 3:52 PM

Man, Carrie Fisher was HOT!

-joycamp

# posted by

Anonymous : 9:47 PM

The word "pipples" amuses the hell out of me...

# posted by

Thers : 9:49 PM

You are a very astute kitty-cat.

Maxx says hi too.

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four legs good : 10:47 PM

Oh, the pain, the pain...

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