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Friday, May 05, 2006

 
They will come, friends.

They will knock on the door of your blogs like rabid, horny Jehovah's Witnesses - shirts pressed, shoes shined, spelling checked, flecks of Troll Chow clinging to their dry, plump lips... They will come...

And they will say, "I saw your latest post - but where's your Integrity????"

Gently set down your cup of Earl Grey, turn down the Hi-Fidelity music system, stand tall, clear your throat and say...

"Sir or Madame, whichever you are, I will not have my Integrity impugned! My Integrity, Sir or Madame, lies to the east, west, south and north, somewhat, of my blog. And I'll not stand idly by while you attempt to sully my good reputation with your scurillous accusations. Begone!"

Then, ask them if they've signed up here. Because, if they haven't, they are traitorous pig-dogs with no integrity. It's a fact - you can look it up on this website..

Fact: Anyone who has not signed the Integrilicious Pledge for Integrity is a traitorous pig-dog with no integrity.


See? We told you.

Comments:
Eet may be that ¡El Gato Negro! has no signed the Integrilicious Pledge for Integrity and jet ¡El Gato Negro! may possily forego the signing of the Integrilicious Pledge for Integrity eef eet means that ¡El Gato Negro!'s tiny leetle site, known as Gato Blue, benefeets thereby.

Eef joo happen to feel that thees means ¡El Gato Negro! does no have the eentegrety to stand weeth the rest of blogintegrityblogspotcom.blogspot.commerros joo are free to do so...

at jour peril.

so.
 
maldito blogspotty theeng.

that was Gato Blue.

so.
 
My integrity is under the bushes, along with ntodd's pants. If they want to see it they'll have to pay ten dollars to Father Jack.
 
Fact: Anyone who has not signed the Integrilicious Pledge for Integrity is a traitorous pig-dog with no integrity.

You can't argue with the facts in black and white. Thank you, Rip.

My integrity is under the bushes, along with ntodd's pants. If they want to see it they'll have to pay ten dollars to Father Jack.

If you don't have your integrity with you, how can we be sure you'll show it to us if we pay 10 bucks to Father Jack, instead of, say...buying a bottle of whiskey and getting drunk with him?
 
This place needs one of those linky-banner illustrations that say, "A Proud Member of Online Blogintegrity" or some such thing.


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El Gato Negro, I linked to you last night!

Tena, Scout is listed. Over there on the left!

I'll put First Draft up now...
 
Hmm..a bottle of whiskey? Nope, Father Jack likes tequila (regardless of what his name implies). However, since I have integrity I will stick by my word to show it off- but now the price is $10.50
 
Sully has a good reputation???

I question the integrity of those that say Sully has a good reputation.
 
So since there is black and white evidence to the left that I have signed the Integrilicious Pledge of Integrity, that means the knock on the door heralds the pizza guy, right? I can answer the door?
 
Excellent question, Flory!
 
Hmph! Where's my excellent answer? This guy's been knocking for a long time now.
Starting to annoy the neighbors......
 
Candygram.
 
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