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Sunday, July 09, 2006

 

The New Faces of Blogintegrity

We note with wild surmise that Online Integrity is under new management. The beloved and Most Integritudinous founder of this great Vessel of Internetty Rectitude, Lord Captain Commander Tacitus Q. Pompitude Civilitypants, has resigned his commission.

*HONK*... sniff...

It's just so darn sad to see such a Great Hero of the Integrity Wars fade away. G'Bye, ya big lug! You've made the Internet if not more civil, more integriticious, at least more verbose, and for that, we Salute You.

And this site welcomes the new Captain of Online Integrity, standing tall on the Poop-Deck of Propriety, Aziz Poonawalla, of City of Brass. He has already made one great improvement to the site, in our opinion. We have previously noted that the OI comments policy was completely opaque, with comments being deleted by persons unidentified according to undisclosed criteria. Captain Poonawalla has solved the problem elegantly, by not allowing any comments at all. Instead, he boldly states that we can stride boldly into the bold future and "shape the vision of decency and profesionalism to which we aspire" by joining a bold Yahoo email list to which nobody sends anything.

We here at Online Blogintegrity salute this bold descision to not discuss what happens on the blogosphere on the actual blogosphere. Integrity, one notes, is best discussed at a dignified remove from the riff-raff. And criticism, is, of course, always bad.

We here also would like to join in this new spirit of openness and Intergritesquiness by similarly changing management staff. We think you will be pleased with our new direction. Meet the new bosses!



Muttley



Scott Thorson



Manny Mota



Lemmy


Ripley adds: Eat the rich non-integritudinous!!


Phila adds: Here's the part I like:
The OI project was accused of being a partisan tool, and in the ensuing reaction from both sides, that accusation became a self-fulfilling prophecy.

Comments:
Damn it, I thought I had rigged the vote so I'd be in charge. That's the last time I trust Diebold.
 
Man-ny Mo-ta! Clap-clap, clapclap.

Wait, I don't quite have it, do I?
 
Sign what pledge?
 
And why the hell are we, er...they still allowing comments on this blog? I demand such interactivity cease immediately or I will scorn your Lack of Integritocity. Ness. Itude.
 
We here at Online Blogintegrity salute this bold descision to not discuss what happens on the blogosphere on the actual blogosphere. Integrity, one notes, is best discussed at a dignified remove from the riff-raff. And criticism, is, of course, always bad.

In the truly civilized blogofascisphere, that goes without saying.
 
Sign what pledge?

The lemon pledge of zesty denunciation of use of the word "fuck."
 
I call Lemmy.

so.
 
I call Lemmy.

And here I was thinking we'd all be fighting over Scott Thorson.
 
Ripley adds: Eat the rich non-integritudinous!!

I fear for my liver, so I'll begin with the smallest, bitterst organ ...

And here I was thinking we'd all be fighting over Scott Thorson.

I think the one of us who looks most like Liberace has that locked.
 
And here I was thinking we'd all be fighting over Scott Thorson.

No, he's all yours.

Me, I wanna be Muttley.
 
Okay, how many can do the Muttley laugh? I know I can. I'm betting
Upsidedown exclaimation make El Gato Negro! can. It's like of like coughing up a hairball sound over and over again.
 
IIRC, thees Muttley, he laughs just like
el Chimperador, no?

so.
 
Lemmy!!

I did sound for a Motorhead show in '83, and I can state that no one, NO ONE, has more rock'n'roll integritude than Lemmy.

Rawk!
 
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