Friday, August 18, 2006
Nice Pants
You probably all know that I have... mmm issues... with Jeff Goldstein. But I was pleasantly surprised, tonite, by one of his posts. Being a real live actual blogger, I'm always willing and happy to point to a good post. And Jeff dropped one that actually made me giggle. Yeah, I know, you're shocked - but it's true.
But...
I've worn Levi's 501 jeans before. Button-fly. Commando. No skivvies. 'I'm out there, Jerry. And I'm lovin' it!!' And I never poked my head out for a breath of fresh air, if you know what I'm saying.
So, I'm curious... how does a fella's fella make its way thru a button-fly? Negligent buttoning? How gauche!
Is this a matter of girth or defective buttonry? We may never know.
But kudos to you, Jeff, for having theballs courage to post it! Nice Pants!
Rip -
You probably all know that I have... mmm issues... with Jeff Goldstein. But I was pleasantly surprised, tonite, by one of his posts. Being a real live actual blogger, I'm always willing and happy to point to a good post. And Jeff dropped one that actually made me giggle. Yeah, I know, you're shocked - but it's true.
Another question for my Levi’sI can see the humor in that and, frankly, it reads like something I'd write. Hey, credit where it's due and all that rot, right?
me: “Point of pants etiquette: is it okay to wear a boot cut jean with, say, New Balance cross trainer tennis shoes, or maybe a leather dock shoe without socks?”
Levi’s: “Well, that depends. Do you want a real answer?—or is this gonna be like the time I told you it was most definitely not okay to go free-balling in a loose-fit button-fly, but you went ahead and embarrassed yourself with the inadvertant turtlehead in front of that Safeway checkout girl just the same?
“Because if it is, I’d just as soon save my breath.”
But...
I've worn Levi's 501 jeans before. Button-fly. Commando. No skivvies. 'I'm out there, Jerry. And I'm lovin' it!!' And I never poked my head out for a breath of fresh air, if you know what I'm saying.
So, I'm curious... how does a fella's fella make its way thru a button-fly? Negligent buttoning? How gauche!
Is this a matter of girth or defective buttonry? We may never know.
But kudos to you, Jeff, for having the
Rip -
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It makes you wonder how someone who can often make me (almost literally) laugh my ass can also be such a jerk.
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