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Friday, May 12, 2006

 

Totally Not Unfucked Up And Not Anti-Anti-Integritous. Not.

This isn't the main problem with the non-existent anti-non-Integrity un-movement:
I'M NOT-NOT SIGNING IT!!

Granted; their boorish, sometimes childish portrayal of other folk that just wanna get along makes me snicker sometimes. And while I know that their sentiment is in the right place, I just can't not support them.

In these troubled times, we need to come together, as bloggers and hacks, to fight for the common good...like better access to cute puppy and kitty websites for the less fortunate, etc. And these Online Blogintegrity jokers are just keeping us down. They want to go back to the days when the internet was a lawless, porn and video game mecca. I just can't go along with that.
I just can't not go along with that, either. Now where's my goddamned t-shirt and Snickers bar, bitch? And take a memo with your Pen of Integrity™:
  1. No more septuple negatives in any post about Integrity™.
  2. No pooftahs!
  3. No more cats.
  4. No Word Verifications when I want to fucking post.
  5. No more discounts behind the Tastee Freeze.
  6. No running.
  7. No more lists!
Any questions? Good. And when you figure out what the hell I'm talking about, please let me know since I have no fucking clue. But at least I have Integrity™, which makes all the difference in the world.

PS--Could somebody loan me a sawbuck? I've got a lot of contributions to the Swear Jar to make...

# posted by ntodd @ 2:26 PM
Comments:
I want joo to know that I have no problema weeth #3

Eet ees like the "No Homers theengy, no?

so.
# posted by Blogger ¡El Gato Negro! : 3:01 PM
 
And I want to know how you twisted my words; and turned them into exactly what I said.

You bloggers are nervy types, you are...
# posted by Blogger Zap Rowsdower : 4:24 PM
 
I think you're both right.
# posted by Blogger Phila : 4:44 PM
 
If you're not signing the pledge and you're also not, not signing the pledge, will there be a rift in the space time continuum? And will the gravitational pull suck up all the Integrity™ in the galaxy?

So there will be no Integrity™ left and we can spend the Swear Jar money on eclairs.
# posted by Blogger flory : 9:35 PM
 
even tho i hardly know what you guys are talking about, and i've only read tacitus once, and that was maybe 3 years ago...

this is a great blog. one of my new favs.

Fever Swamp Forever
# posted by Anonymous Anonymous : 7:51 AM
 
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